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Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam

3.0 star property
Inn with a 24-hour front desk, a quick walk to Ten Kate Markt
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Living area
Reception
Serves breakfast, lunch and dinner
Breakfast, lunch, dinner served; Thai cuisine
The Sun Room, Shared Bathroom

Reviews

8.0 out of 10

Very good

Popular amenities

  • Bar
  • Parking available
  • 24/7 front desk
  • Housekeeping
The price is AU$88
includes taxes & fees
15 Dec - 16 Dec

Room options

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Basic Double Room (Secret Bookcase XL)

Basic Double Room (Secret Bookcase XL)

Highlights

Private bathroom
Daily housekeeping
  • 14 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

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Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Crisis Free Zone)

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Crisis Free Zone)

Highlights

Daily housekeeping
  • 5 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

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Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Casa No Casa 13A)

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Casa No Casa 13A)

Highlights

Daily housekeeping
  • 11 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

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Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Volkswagen T1)

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Volkswagen T1)

Highlights

Daily housekeeping
  • 6 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

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Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Mr. de With)

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Mr. de With)

Highlights

Daily housekeeping
  • 13.0 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 2 Single Beds

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Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Secret Bookcase L)

Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Secret Bookcase L)

Highlights

Daily housekeeping
  • 9 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

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Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Tram)

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Tram)

Highlights

Daily housekeeping
  • 6 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

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Basic Quadruple Room (The Blue House Downstairs)

Basic Quadruple Room (The Blue House Downstairs)

Highlights

Private bathroom
Daily housekeeping
  • 23 sq m
  • Sleeps 4
  • 1 Double Bed and 2 Single Beds

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Economy Room, 1 Double Bed, Shared Bathroom (Secret Bookcase S)

Economy Room, 1 Double Bed, Shared Bathroom (Secret Bookcase S)

Highlights

Daily housekeeping
  • 5 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

View all photos for Simple double room, shared bathroom (Secret Bookcase Whitey the White)

Simple double room, shared bathroom (Secret Bookcase Whitey the White)

Simple double room, shared bathroom (Secret Bookcase Whitey the White)

Highlights

Individually decorated
Daily housekeeping
  • 12 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

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Double Room, Ensuite (Poison Ivy 7)

Double Room, Ensuite (Poison Ivy 7)

Highlights

Private bathroom
Daily housekeeping
  • 15 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

View all photos for Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Sin City First Floor)

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Sin City First Floor)

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Sin City First Floor)

Highlights

Daily housekeeping
  • 7 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

View all photos for Simple double room, shared bathroom (Invisible room upstairs)

Simple double room, shared bathroom (Invisible room upstairs)

Simple double room, shared bathroom (Invisible room upstairs)

Highlights

Daily housekeeping
  • 20 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

View all photos for Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Printed House)

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Printed House)

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Printed House)

Highlights

Daily housekeeping
  • 8 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

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The Sun Room, Shared Bathroom

The Sun Room, Shared Bathroom

Highlights

Daily housekeeping
  • 12 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

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Double Room, Ensuite (Sin City Ground Floor)

Double Room, Ensuite (Sin City Ground Floor)

Highlights

Private bathroom
Daily housekeeping
  • 15 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

View all photos for Basic Double Room (The Blue House Upstairs)

Basic Double Room (The Blue House Upstairs)

Basic Double Room (The Blue House Upstairs)

Highlights

Private bathroom
Daily housekeeping
  • 23 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

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Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Invisible Room Downstairs) | Exterior

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Invisible Room Downstairs)

Highlights

Private bathroom
Daily housekeeping
  • 5 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

View all photos for Basic Quadruple Room, 1 Bedroom (Casa No Casa)

Basic Quadruple Room, 1 Bedroom (Casa No Casa)

Basic Quadruple Room, 1 Bedroom (Casa No Casa)

Highlights

Separate bedroom
Private bathroom
Daily housekeeping
  • 23 sq m
  • Sleeps 4
  • 1 Double Bed and 2 Single Beds

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Basic Double Room, 1 Double Bed (Mrs. de With) | Interior detail

Basic Double Room, 1 Double Bed (Mrs. de With)

Highlights

Private bathroom
Daily housekeeping
  • 17 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

View all photos for Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Secret Bookcase M)

Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Secret Bookcase M)

Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Secret Bookcase M)

Highlights

Daily housekeeping
  • 8 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed OR 2 Single Beds

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About the area

Map
Piri Reisplein 34, Amsterdam, 1057 KH

What's nearby

  • Vondelpark - 14 min walk - 1.2 km
  • Anne Frank House - 4 min drive - 2.6 km
  • Van Gogh Museum - 4 min drive - 3.0 km
  • Rijksmuseum - 5 min drive - 3.2 km
  • Heineken Experience - 5 min drive - 3.7 km

Getting around

  • Witte de Withstraat Stop - 3 min walk
  • Amsterdam Lelylaan Station - 5 min drive
  • Schiphol Airport (AMS) - 23 min drive

Restaurants

  • ‪Cafe Goldmund - ‬5 min walk
  • ‪Het Sieraad | De Vierde Ambachtsschool - ‬3 min walk
  • ‪The Coffee Company - ‬5 min walk
  • ‪Benji's - ‬1 min walk
  • ‪Hotel Not Hotel - ‬5 min walk

About this property

Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam

Inn near Vondelpark
Located close to Ten Kate Markt and Foodhallen, Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam provides a terrace, a library and a bar. The on-site Thai cuisine restaurant, Kevin Bacon Bar, offers breakfast, lunch and dinner. Guests can connect to free in-room WiFi.
You'll also enjoy the following perks during your stay:
  • Buffet breakfast (surcharge), bike hire and self-parking (surcharge)
  • Smoke-free property, luggage storage and a 24-hour front desk
  • Multilingual staff
  • Guest reviews say great things about the helpful staff
Room features
All guest rooms at Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam have amenities, such as free WiFi.

Languages

Dutch, English, Spanish

Property amenities

Internet

  • Available in all rooms: Free WiFi
  • Available in some public areas: Free WiFi

Parking and transport

  • Parking on site (EUR 35 per night)
  • Limited on-site parking

Food and drink

  • Daily buffet breakfast available 8 AM to noon for a fee: EUR 15 per person
  • A bar/lounge
  • A restaurant

Restaurants on site

  • Kevin Bacon Bar

Conveniences

  • 24-hour front desk
  • Luggage storage

Guest services

  • Housekeeping (daily)
  • Multilingual staff

Outdoors

  • Terrace

Accessibility

  • If you have requests for specific accessibility needs, please contact the property using the information on the reservation confirmation received after booking.
  • Bathroom emergency pull cord
  • Handrails in stairways (110 centimetre high)
  • Upper floors accessible by stairs only
  • Wheelchair accessible (may have limitations)
  • Wheelchair-accessible public bathroom
  • Wheelchair-accessible registration desk (120 centimetre high)
  • Wheelchair-accessible restaurant

More

  • 2 floors
  • Smoke-free property

Room amenities

Bedroom

  • Bedsheets provided

Bathroom

  • Hair dryer (on request)
  • Towels provided

Policies

Check-in

Check-in start time: 3:00 PM; check-in end time: anytime
Contactless check-in and check-out are available
Minimum check-in age - 18

Check-out

Check-out before 11 AM
Contactless check-out

Special check-in instructions

Front desk staff will greet guests on arrival

Access methods

Staffed front desk

Pets

Pets not allowed

Children and extra beds

Children are welcome
Rollaway/extra beds are not available.
Cots (infant beds) are not available

Payment types

Important information

Fees

You'll be asked to pay the following charges at the property. Fees may include applicable taxes:

  • Breakage deposit: EUR 50 per stay
  • An effective city/local tax rate of 12.50 per cent will be charged

We have included all charges provided to us by the property.

Optional extras

  • Fee for buffet breakfast: from approximately EUR 15 per person
  • Self-parking fee: EUR 35 per night

The above list may not be comprehensive. Fees and deposits may not include tax and are subject to change.

You need to know

Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
This property accepts credit cards, debit cards and cash
Cashless transactions are available
Safety features at this property include a security system and window guards

We should mention

This property does not have any lifts

National rating

This property does not have a Netherlands Tourist Board rating. For the benefit of our customers, we have provided a rating based on our ratings system.

Property is also known as

Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam
Hotel Not Hotel
Not Amsterdam
Hotel Not Hotel
Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam Inn
Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam Amsterdam
Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam Inn Amsterdam

Frequently asked questions

Is Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam pet-friendly?

No, pets are not allowed at this property.

How much does it cost to stay at Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam?

As of 3 Dec 2024, prices found for a 1-night stay for 2 adults at Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam on 15 Dec 2024 start from AU$78.82, including taxes and fees. This price is based on the lowest nightly price found in the last 24 hours for stays in the next 30 days. Prices are subject to change. Choose your dates for more accurate prices.

How much is parking at Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam?

Self-parking is available for EUR 35 per night. Limited spots are available.

What time is check-in at Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam?

Check-in start time: 3:00 PM; check-in end time: anytime.

What time is check-out at Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam?

Checkout is at 11 AM.

Where is Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam located?

Located in Amsterdam West, this inn is within a 15-minute walk of Ten Kate Markt, Foodhallen and Vondelpark. Anne Frank House and Van Gogh Museum are also within 2 mi (3 km). Witte de Withstraat Stop is only a 3-minute walk and J. P. Heijestraat Stop (7) is 5 minutes.

Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam Reviews

Reviews

8.0

Very good

Rating 10 - Excellent. 391 out of 897 reviews" "
Rating 8 - Good. 275 out of 897 reviews" "
Rating 6 - Okay. 125 out of 897 reviews" "
Rating 4 - Poor. 36 out of 897 reviews" "
Rating 2 - Terrible. 70 out of 897 reviews" "

8.4/10

Cleanliness

8.8/10

Staff & service

7.6/10

Amenities

8.2/10

Property conditions & facilities

8.0/10

Eco-friendliness

Reviews

6/10 Okay

Jennifer

Stayed 8 nights in Nov 2024

10/10 Excellent

francois

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities
Stayed 2 nights in Nov 2024

6/10 Okay

Kevin

Business traveller
Is a rather funky and novel place to stay, but don't expect 4-star service or facilities. Definitely a good deal for the price, though.
Stayed 4 nights in Nov 2024

10/10 Excellent

Alihas

Travelled with partner
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
It really was a unique experience. The staff was extremely friendly and helpful. I would realy like to visit again one day.
Stayed 1 night in Nov 2024

6/10 Okay

Daniel

Travelled with group
Liked: Staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Disliked: Cleanliness
Under my bed was pretty dusty 😮‍💨
Stayed 2 nights in Oct 2024

10/10 Excellent

Hanneke

Travelled with family
Liked: Staff & service
I really loved how central it was and how easy to get to by tram. The hotel was really lovely with great staff and looked very clean and well kept. the concept of the rooms is so very cool, it was like a magical world! The shared showers were very messy in the morning, there was a blocked drain in a sink and in a shower. We stayed in the VW van and the ventilation was broken so it was very warm and stuffy. The bed was great though and very comfy
Stayed 1 night in Oct 2024

4/10 Poor

Sophie

Disliked: Cleanliness, property conditions & facilities
Bed bugs
Stayed 3 nights in Oct 2024

4/10 Poor

Gang

Travelled with family
Liked: Staff & service
Disliked: Cleanliness, amenities, property conditions & facilities
The room was unexpectedly small. With the bed in the center, there were only 2 feet space on each side and we could not even fit a small table in the room. We had to go out of the room to the dining area to use our computer. They charged us almost $200 a night. This is way below the $200 hotel standard. Worst of all, in the early morning next day, we found 5-6 bed bugs in our bed, each full of fresh red blood. This scared the hell out of us. We haven's seen bed bugs for decades. It was really scaring situation. My wife got bug bites all over her body and suffered badly. We immediately complained. The good thing is the hotel manager sincerely apologized and fully refunded our money. I believe the hotel should be close for a few days, thoroughly clean the entire hotel and completely disinfect all the rooms before reopen.
Stayed 2 nights in Oct 2024

2/10 Terrible

Niall Patrick

Travelled with partner
Disliked: Cleanliness, amenities, property conditions & facilities
No fruit options for breakfast. Room was rather small and smelly. Hardly enough room to fit suitcase. Bathrooms weren’t overly clean either. Expensive for what you get if honest. Wouldn’t go back.
Stayed 2 nights in Oct 2024

10/10 Excellent

Liz

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities
Absolutely everything about this quirky charming eclectic place is amazing!! The owner and everyone one of the staff I encountered were so kind and thoughtful. I arrived on 10/13 having left my medications in the United States airport I was layovers in. I was absolutely stressed and in pain. The front desk accommodated my and found a room that was downstairs for me to bush was easier on my knee. I stayed 3 days. On my 2-3 day I stayed in my original room booked upstairs behind a bookcase for days 2-3. Such a great location to get anywhere from the tram 17 and 13 will get you into the center of town. Shared bathrooms were new to me but quickly accustomed and felt safe and very clean. Similar to being in a cool loft space of a friend and just going downstairs to use the shower and toilet and sink. Must visit the flower stand at the end of the street and the little cafe Benji’s. The very best chai latte and French toast!!!
Stayed 3 nights in Oct 2024

8/10 Good

Margaret

Travelled with partner
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities
The staff was very helpful and professional
Stayed 10 nights in Sep 2024

2/10 Terrible

hong

Disliked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
bad
Stayed 3 nights in Sep 2024

6/10 Okay

Austin

Travelled with group
Disliked: Staff & service, property conditions & facilities
The place itself is run more of a Hostel than a hotel so some of the areas can be messy. However, this could be put down to the other Patrons that are staying there. When we visited in the first week of September, there was a Bed Bug infestation that resulted in several members of our party having to check out and find alternative accomodation. In the end we did receive a full refund from the hotel. Although it is off the beaten track as well, there are plenty of shops and eateries in the surrounding area and there is a local tram stop. This provides easy access back to Centraal and the rest of the city.
Stayed 3 nights in Sep 2024

4/10 Poor

Lucas

Disliked: Cleanliness, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Unfortunately, this was a rather unpleasant stay as I discovered bedbugs on my first night, but finding alternate accommodation was not possible. The hotel was also fully booked so no chance of an alternate room, and even if I did move rooms, I wouldn't have trusted that the whole hotel wasn't infested. Really disgusting basic hygiene for a hotel to not have bedbugs!!! There is also a distinct lack of amenities, and nowhere to put anything - no suitcase stand, desk, bedside table etc. Just one armchair that I used as a suitcase stand. Could benefit from more shelving hooks or useable surfaces in the shared showers and the rooms. There were also only two showers that were of a comfortable size, & another two tiny cubicles that were more impractical. Also, the shower drains terribly so you end up flooding most of the bathroom. It was much smaller internally (the hotel as a whole) than expected. Also was very warm and stuffy with very weak air conditioning. It served a purpose for being somewhere to crash but it was a restless sleep between killing any bedbugs I saw and overheating. The bike hire was very reasonable and helpful though, was a nice feature that I wasn't aware of before my visit. A real shame because the design and novelty of the hotel really drew me to it, & it would have been an easy 4* review if not for the bedbugs. the pillows were lovely, the bed was a little hard but that's my preference, the bathrooms were decently clean, ish, communal areas were nice.
Stayed 3 nights in Sep 2024

10/10 Excellent

Tucker

Travelled with partner
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
We loved staying here. The staff was great, the accommodations were unique and memorable, the surrounding area was vibrant and convenient without being too busy. The only drawbacks are similar to what many older buildings in the area experience. The ventilation was a tad lacking, but they do a great job working with what they have and airing out the building when they can.
Stayed 3 nights in Sep 2024

2/10 Terrible

Matthew

Stayed 3 nights in Aug 2024

10/10 Excellent

barbara, Petaluma

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Staff was Lovely
Stayed 2 nights in Sep 2024

8/10 Good

Jordan

Liked: Cleanliness, property conditions & facilities
A very unique place to stay. The only big downside was the room we were in was very hot, so we had a hard time sleeping.
Stayed 2 nights in Aug 2024

2/10 Terrible

Angela

Travelled with partner
Liked: Staff & service, property conditions & facilities
Disliked: Cleanliness, amenities
They have bedbugs! What I originally thought were mosiquito bites, turns out...were bedbugs. I just read others reviews...this angers me, the hotel knew before we checked in that they had an infestation....
Stayed 2 nights in Aug 2024

6/10 Okay

Julia

Liked: Staff & service
Disliked: Cleanliness
Stayed 1 night in Aug 2024

2/10 Terrible

Natalie

Disliked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities
There were bed bugs during our stay and absolutely terrible service of dealing with the situation! First night we found out there was blood stain on the duvet and we have requested the receptionist on that night to change it. We thought initially it was a laundry issue until the next day, we have been bitten. This was our first experience with bed bugs, so we thought it was mosquitos until it kept getting worse every day. There are multiple issues here: 1. Avoidance that the occurrence of bed bugs. We have booked the hotel prior to the other stayers’ feedback regarding the bed bugs so we weren’t aware until it happened with us. This issues seemed to be going on for roughly 2-3 weeks and it wasn’t resolved! 2. Irresponsible to provide alternatives when such situations arise. Ideally when a room is discovered to have bed bugs, the hotel is responsible to book another hotel room fully covered by the irresponsible hotel or at least fully clean the hotel prior to welcoming new guests. Hotel not Hotel failed to maintain clean room and failed to ensure the rooms are bugs-free before the guests check in. I’m surprised how this is a 4-stars hotel! 3. Unprepared! When we confirmed bed bugs, we have asked for new mattress, sheets and ironing to be able to sleep in the room and kill bed bugs with heat. We were only provided with linen sheets. It makes me wonder how clean the rooms are with such lack of materials.
Stayed 8 nights in Aug 2024

10/10 Excellent

Sai Sahiti

Good value for money
Stayed 1 night in Aug 2024

2/10 Terrible

danielle

Disliked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Please read this and avoid at all costs.
This hotel is infested with bed bugs, they are aware of this, see reviews by other, it clearly needs to block bookings for a few weeks and have the whole place fumigated. I have around 50 bites, i have had to treat all my belongings as contaminated on my return. Charges commission on booking on top of city tax. Never came across this. The rooms themselves are small with no ventilation, we had to sleep with the door propped open as there was simply no air and I witnessed others doing the same. The rooms are grubby especially the showers. The concept of the hotel looks great, hence my decision to book, however this is by far the worst hotel I have ever stayed at in Amsterdam and i have visited upwards of 7 times, I would go as far as saying its possibly the worst hotel i have stayed in period and I am very well travelled.
Stayed 1 night in Aug 2024

4/10 Poor

Sebastian

Stayed 3 nights in Aug 2024

4/10 Poor

Kaci

Travelled with family, Travelled with partner
Liked: Staff & service
Disliked: Cleanliness, amenities
the area is so quiet and safe with the tram only a 4 min walk away but my sheets had a blood stain and my towel also had a little stain. there’s ventilation in the rooms but our two rooms were both broken and having no windows made it very stuffy. the bar below is very nice with nice staff.
Stayed 2 nights in Aug 2024