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Lazy River Texas Retreat

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Fridge, microwave, oven, stovetop
Exterior
Outdoor pool, a heated pool
Smart TV, fireplace, books
Outdoor dining

Reviews

10 out of 10

Exceptional

Entire home

3 bedrooms3 bathrooms278.7 sq m

Popular amenities

  • Hot tub
  • Pool
  • Washer
  • Parking available
  • Barbecue grill
  • Outdoor space

About this property

Entire place

You'll have the entire home to yourself and will only share it with other guests in your party.

Lazy River Texas Retreat

This fantastic house in Cypress was built for fun and sits on 2 spacious acres. It has a lazy river pool with a swim up bar that seats 4, putting green, poker room, jacuzzi, large covered patio and lots of twinkling lights for evening entertaining. A pond stocked with Bass and catfish with a covered fishing pier is the perfect spot to go fishing! We provide some fishing gear but you should bring your own if you are a serious fisherman! There is a covered outdoor kitchen area perfect for grilling and entertaining and we have a smoker. You will find all the BBQ utensils you need as well as plenty of plasticware since glass is not allowed by the pool.
The Retreat offers 3 spacious bedrooms with a mix of sleeping arrangements to accommodate all guests. A huge Master Suite with a King bed as well as a Twin DayBed with a ginormous bathroom with step in shower and jetted tub. The second bedroom has a Queen bed and the third bedroom has two bunks (Twin over Full Size mattresses).
With amenities like AC, WiFi, Smart TVs in each room and a washing machine & dryer, your stay will be comfortable and convenient.
The kitchen is ready for a full gourmet meal with every utensil and small appliance you could want. We include an air fryer, counter top citrus squeezer, Ninja Smoothie blender, waffle maker, Keurig, Instapot, rice cooker, tea kettle, Crockpot and even a Ninja Creamie to make ice cream to name a few. Place settings and utensils for 10 including child friendly plastic plates/cups. Reminder that glass is strictly prohibited in the outdoor area (especially by the pool) we provide plastic ware so that you can enjoy your beverages outside.
We love our littles so we provide a high chair as well as a pack-n-play.
The decor is “Texas Farmhouse” and you will love looking at all the antique signs and collectibles scattered throughout the home. All new linens in October 2024 that include thick 100% Turkish cotton towels and 800 thread count sheets as well as plenty of beach towels. We include luxurious toiletries like Bliss Body Butter and Bliss Body Wash, Milk & Honey hand soap, Nest candles, blow dryers and ironing board and iron!
The backyard is truly a resort and we provide lots of areas to lounge and relax including outdoor umbrella for shade and a wonderful firepit for S’mores on a cool evening.
We have a small library of books that we share with our guests and we ask that you keep the variety growing. Our guests are free to take a book but be sure to leave a book that you enjoy as well for future guests to enjoy. This includes kids books for those rainy afternoons. We also provide lots of jigzaw puzzles and board games.
There is plenty of private parking on the property and many “Instagram” perfect locations.
Located minutes from the Houston Outlet Mall and major freeways, this charming home is the perfect spot for your next getaway. We look forward to welcoming you to our Texas retreat!

Property manager

Maelia Davis

Languages

English, Spanish

Property amenities

Beach

  • Beach loungers
  • Beach towels

Pool/Spa

  • Heated pool
  • Outdoor pool
  • Private pool
  • Spa tub

Internet

  • Available in the house: Free WiFi
  • Available in some public areas: Internet access

Parking and transport

  • Parking on site

Kitchen

  • Blender
  • Coffee grinder
  • Coffee/tea maker
  • Cookware, dishware, and utensils
  • Dishwasher
  • Electric kettle
  • Hob
  • Ice maker
  • Kitchen island
  • Microwave
  • Oven
  • Paper towels
  • Refrigerator
  • Spices
  • Toaster

Dining

  • Dining table

Bedrooms

  • 3 bedrooms
  • Bedsheets provided

Bathroom

  • 3 bathrooms
  • Bathtub or shower
  • Hair dryer
  • Shampoo
  • Shower
  • Soap
  • Toilet paper
  • Towels provided

Living spaces

  • Dining table
  • Fireplace
  • Living room
  • Separate dining area

Entertainment

  • Books
  • Games
  • Smart TV

Outdoor areas

  • Balcony
  • Barbecue grill
  • Firepit
  • Garden
  • Outdoor furniture

Laundry

  • Washing machine

Work spaces

  • Desk
  • Desk chair

Comfort

  • Air conditioning
  • Heating

Pets

  • No pets allowed

Suitability/Accessibility

  • If you have requests for specific accessibility needs, please contact the property using the information on the reservation confirmation received after booking.
  • No lift
  • Single level property
  • Smooth flooring in public areas
  • Stair-free path to entrance
  • Designated smoking areas

Services and conveniences

  • Concierge services
  • Housekeeping (on request)
  • Iron/ironing board
  • Meal delivery service

Things to do

  • Heated pool

Safety features

  • Carbon monoxide detector (host has indicated there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property)
  • Smoke detector (host has indicated there is a smoke detector on the property)
  • First aid kit
  • Fire extinguisher
  • Deadbolt lock

General

  • Garden
  • Housekeeping (on request)
  • Unit size: 3,000 square feet

Policies

Check-in

Contactless check-in and check-out are available

Check-out

Contactless check-out

Special check-in instructions

You will receive an email from the host with check-in and check-out instructions

Pets

Pets not allowed

Children and extra beds

Children are welcome

Important information

You need to know

Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
On-site parties or group events are strictly prohibited
Long-term renters welcome
Host has indicated that there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property
Host has indicated that there is a smoke detector on the property
Safety features at this property include a fire extinguisher, a first aid kit and a deadlock
This property is managed through our partner, Vrbo. You will receive an email from Vrbo with a link to a Vrbo account, where you can change or cancel your reservation

We should mention

This property does not have any lifts

About the area

Map
Cypress, TX

What's nearby

  • Little Cypress Creek Preserve - 9 min drive - 7.4 km
  • Cypress Lakes Golf Club - 11 min drive - 9.1 km
  • Houston Premium Outlets - 15 min drive - 13.0 km
  • Vintage Park - 16 min drive - 12.7 km
  • Willowbrook Mall - 19 min drive - 17.3 km

Getting around

  • George Bush Intercontinental Airport (IAH) - 43 min drive

Restaurants

  • ‪Brew:30 Taphouse - ‬6 min drive
  • ‪Country Corners - ‬5 min drive
  • ‪Frio Grill - ‬12 min drive
  • ‪Subway - ‬9 min drive
  • ‪Koala Kolache - ‬8 min drive

Frequently asked questions

Does Lazy River Texas Retreat have a pool?

Yes, this property has an outdoor pool. Pool types include heated pools.

Is Lazy River Texas Retreat pet-friendly?

No, pets are not allowed at this property.

Where is Lazy River Texas Retreat located?

Located in Cypress, this family-friendly holiday home is 3 mi (4.9 km) from Dyess Park, and within 6 mi (10 km) of Little Cypress Creek Preserve and Cypress Top Historic Park. Longwood Golf Club and Cypress Lakes Golf Club are also within 6 miles (10 km).

Lazy River Texas Retreat Reviews

Reviews

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Exceptional

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Reviews

10/10 Excellent

Nuria T. P.

Liked: Cleanliness
AWESOME place!!
It was a perfect place for our girls weekend!! Loved that amazing pool with a great swim up bar! The girls loved it! Lots of stuff to do..Poker room, put put golf, and did I mention the AMAZING pool!! The house had everything we could imagine we need, even had a Creamie ice cream maker. We will definitely be back!
Stayed 2 nights in Nov 2024