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TV, DVD player
Property grounds
Exterior
Dining
Game room

Reviews

8.6 out of 10

Excellent

Entire home

4 bedrooms3 bathroomsSleeps 8

Popular amenities

  • Parking available
  • Washer
  • Barbecue grill
  • Outdoor space
  • Kitchen
  • Air conditioning

About this property

Entire place

You'll have the entire home to yourself and will only share it with other guests in your party.

5 o'clock Somewhere - Pool Table, Walking Distance to Portside Bar & Grill, Just Like New!

Step inside and be greeted by a tastefully decorated interior that exudes warmth and coziness. The entrance, with just two steps, ensures easy access, ideal for unloading after a day of adventures. The open-concept design seamlessly integrates the dining room, kitchen, and living area, creating an inviting space for family gatherings and entertaining.

The well-appointed kitchen, with its horseshoe layout, provides convenience at your fingertips, while the dining room table accommodates six guests, with additional seating for three at the kitchen bar. Relax in the living room, equipped with a new flat-screen TV and DirecTV, ensuring everyone can unwind with their favorite shows.

On the main level, discover the master bedroom retreat featuring a plush King bed, access to the full-length waterfront deck, and an ensuite bath. A second bedroom with a queen bed offers additional comfort, complemented by a full hall bathroom and laundry room.
Step outside onto the expansive waterfront deck, furnished with a patio set seating six and four Adirondack chairs, perfect for soaking in the serene lake views. Fire up the three-burner gas grill for a delicious outdoor barbecue experience.

Descend to the lower level, where endless entertainment awaits in the rec room, complete with a spacious sectional sofa and a full-size pool table. Two additional bedrooms, one with a Double bed and the other with two twin beds, provide ample sleeping arrangements, accompanied by a third full bathroom.

Outside, the lower level patio beckons with a slider swing, offering a peaceful spot to enjoy the sights and sounds of nature. Take advantage of the covered dock equipped with lights and electric, along with a floater for your water adventures.

Conveniently located just a short ride or walk away, Portside Bar and Grill awaits with its renowned wings, offering a delightful culinary experience to complement your lakeside retreat.

Escape to this idyllic lakefront haven and create cherished memories with family and friends amidst the beauty of Smith Mountain Lake.
Bedding:
Main Level: BR1 -King, BR 2 - Queen.
Lower Level: BR 3 - Double, BR 4 - 2 Twins
Home managed by CB Sales and Rentals, Inc. |

You must bring your own fittted and flat sheets, towels, and toiletry items. Linen rentals are available third party if you prefer to pack light. Comfoters, quilts, pillows and matress protectors are provided. Occupancy is set by the counties and state of VA; we do not have the ability to override it or make exceptions. Please do not ask. |
Nearest Boat Launch: |
SML State Park: R19 540-297-6066 Eastern side of lake at the State Park|
Nearest Boat Rentals:|
Saunder's Parkway Marina: Located at R6 by water, at the end of 626 by road. 540-297-4412|
Bridgewater Marina, State Park Location: Located at R19 conveniently located right on the beach in the Smith Mountain Lake State Park. Memorial Day - Labor Day Weekend. 540.297.3642|

Nearest Dumpsite: 1832 Radford Church Rd, Moneta, VA 24121 7am - 7pm |

Property manager

Jessica Bailey or Shannon Jenkins, CB Sales & Rentals

Languages

English

Property amenities

Internet

  • Available in the house: Internet access

Parking and transport

  • Parking on site

Kitchen

  • Cookware, dishware, and utensils
  • Dishwasher
  • Hob
  • Microwave
  • Refrigerator
  • Toaster

Bedrooms

  • 4 bedrooms

Bathroom

  • 3 bathrooms
  • Bathtub or shower
  • Hair dryer

Living spaces

  • Living room

Entertainment

  • DVD player
  • Games
  • TV with cable/satellite channels

Outdoor areas

  • Barbecue grill
  • Dock
  • Patio

Laundry

  • Washing machine

Comfort

  • Air conditioning
  • Heating

Pets

  • No pets allowed

Suitability/Accessibility

  • Smoke-free property

Location highlights

  • In a rural location
  • On a lake
  • On the waterfront

Things to do

  • Billiards/pool table
  • Ecotours nearby
  • Fishing nearby
  • Hiking/biking trails nearby
  • Swimming nearby
  • Water skiing nearby
  • Wildlife walks nearby

Safety features

  • Carbon monoxide detector not reported (host has not indicated whether there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property; consider bringing a portable detector)
  • Smoke detector not reported (host has not indicated whether there is a smoke detector on the property)

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Policies

Check-in

Check-in time starts at 4:00 PM
Minimum check-in age - 25

Check-out

Check-out before 10:00 AM

Special check-in instructions

You will receive an email from the host with check-in and check-out instructions

Pets

Pets not allowed
Note from host: no pets allowed

Children and extra beds

Children are welcome

Important information

You need to know

Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
On-site parties or group events are strictly prohibited
Host has not indicated whether there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property; consider bringing a portable detector with you on the trip
Host has not indicated whether there is a smoke detector on the property
This property is managed through our partner, Vrbo. You will receive an email from Vrbo with a link to a Vrbo account, where you can change or cancel your reservation

Property is also known as

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About the area

Map
Moneta, VA

What's nearby

  • Smith Mountain Lake - 1 min walk - 0.0 km
  • Virginia Dare Cruises & Marina - 7 min walk - 0.6 km
  • Smith Mountain Lake State Park - 16 min drive - 10.3 km
  • Hickory Hill Vineyards - 20 min drive - 13.1 km
  • Smith Mountain Lake Community Park - 46 min drive - 34.6 km

Getting around

  • Roanoke, VA (ROA-Roanoke Regional) - 65 min drive

Restaurants

  • ‪White House Restaurant - ‬9 min drive
  • ‪Jake's Place - ‬25 min drive
  • ‪Bojangles' Famous Chicken 'n Biscuits - ‬29 min drive
  • ‪Vinny's Italian Grill & Pizzeria - ‬25 min drive
  • ‪Mitchell's - ‬22 min drive

Frequently asked questions

Is 5 o'clock Somewhere - Pool Table, Walking Distance to Portside Bar & Grill, Just Like New! pet-friendly?

No, pets are not allowed at this property.

What time is check-in at 5 o'clock Somewhere - Pool Table, Walking Distance to Portside Bar & Grill, Just Like New!?

Check-in begins at 4:00 PM.

What time is check-out at 5 o'clock Somewhere - Pool Table, Walking Distance to Portside Bar & Grill, Just Like New!?

Checkout is at 10:00 AM.

Where is 5 o'clock Somewhere - Pool Table, Walking Distance to Portside Bar & Grill, Just Like New! located?

Situated on the waterfront, this holiday home is within a 10-minute walk of Smith Mountain Lake and Virginia Dare Cruises & Marina. Smith Mountain Lake State Park and Lake Haven Marina are also within 9 miles (15 km).

5 o'clock Somewhere - Pool Table, Walking Distance to Portside Bar & Grill, Just Like New! Reviews

Reviews

8.6

Excellent

Rating 10 - Excellent. 15 out of 32 reviews" "
Rating 8 - Good. 10 out of 32 reviews" "
Rating 6 - Okay. 6 out of 32 reviews" "
Rating 4 - Poor. 1 out of 32 reviews" "
Rating 2 - Terrible. 0 out of 32 reviews" "

8.0/10

Cleanliness

Reviews

4/10 Poor

Chris L.

LeBlanc
Nice home overall, but appears to be a problem with the water. Clothes came out stained when washer was used, and we were forced to use bottled water for the week and launder elsewhere. Very nice dock area, but most rentals provide access to water toys, etc. so not having that available was a disappointment. Living space of the home is very nice
Stayed 7 nights in Jun 2024

8/10 Good

Janet B.

Liked: Cleanliness
Annual SML End of Summer Family Weekend
Great location, was sufficient for our stay, had everything you needed.
Stayed 3 nights in Sep 2023

10/10 Excellent

Hunter S.

Liked: Cleanliness
Stay was nice, not quite what the pictures show in a good way.
The house was great for the weekend. Could use some minor touchups here and there but overall it's great. The pictures don't do it justice honestly. There's a nicer couch and TV downstairs and all the bed spreads were nicer than the pictures. Owner let us stay later and were very quick to respond.
Stayed 2 nights in Oct 2022

8/10 Good

Lindsay T.

Liked: Cleanliness
Okay
Altogether we had a wonderful time. There were a few complications The dock lights don't work King bath had water on full blast plus it's leaking out of shower head. Needs some slip stuff on deck, and a mat at the deck door
Stayed 4 nights in Sep 2022

10/10 Excellent

Adam E.

Liked: Cleanliness
Great vacation every year
We stay at this house every year for our week at the lake, and we always have such a great time! Great amenities and a great price!
Stayed 7 nights in Jul 2022

10/10 Excellent

J R.

Liked: Cleanliness
Awesome week on the lake
Beautiful setting in quiet neighborhood with a very nice dock! We enjoyed the week with family and all the lake activities. There is space where we docked our rental pontoon right at the house each evening which was very convenient too.
Stayed 7 nights in Jun 2021

10/10 Excellent

Heather L.

Liked: Cleanliness
Weekend Not Enough!
Days leading up to check-in, host replied to messages right away and was always very friendly. House is in perfect location and has absolutely everything you could need or think of, for vacation. The kids loved being able to swim off of the dock and us adults loved being able to watch from the deck and various lawn furniture (provided). The weather was perfect and so is the view!! This house did not disappoint, but exceeded our expectations. We were only there for two short nights and didn't want to leave!! The host was kind enough to allow late check-out and said we could stay until 1pm!! Will definitely be booking, again! ... it's 5 o'clock somewhere!!
Stayed 2 nights in Sep 2021

6/10 Okay

Jeff M.

Not as advertised
To say the least, we were very disappointed. The ad placed on VRBO certainly doesn’t reflect the current condition of this rental property. To name a few issues: • Worn out and almost filthy upholstered furniture • Many marks and stains on most walls • Badly stained toilets (especially the common bathroom on the main floor.) • Broken toilet seat in the master bathroom • Stained shower curtain liners • Bottoms of basement blinds were black with mold • Kitchen sink faucet cap broken, no working coffee maker, no light in refrigerator, no stove light. • Food left in fridge and cupboard from previous renters • No outside lights to illuminate the parking and front porch areas (there are light fixtures, just no working light bulbs) • Many burned out light bulbs throughout the house • Junk pile at the end of the upstairs deck, outside the master bedroom (broken chair with a pillow shoved into it, some vinyl tarp balled up, broken table umbrella, etc.) • Trip hazards at the transition from carpeting to “wood” flooring • Very poor water pressure in the master bathroom shower • Tears in master bathroom rugs • Over-grown vegetation, including vines encroaching the sliding glass door downstairs and growing onto the steps down to the dock • Rotting handrail in some areas on the steps down to the lake • House siding appears to have not be cleaned in years. “Melted’ siding on back porch • No seating on the downstairs patio area, even though pictured in the ad The above information was sent to the company that manages this rental (CB Rentals). I asked for a refund/discount as this property wasn't accurately represented in the write up. The management company wrote back, essentially telling me that we should have contacted them with these issues when we noticed them so they could address them. Really? We would have had workers in the house the entire time we were there if we took that route. Also to note is that some of the issues we saw, had been reported via the VRBO review of this rental numerous times in the past, so beware. They really missed the point of my email to them (what was advertised and what we got were two different things, and that some type of compensation should be made.) The property was a mess and not managed well at all.
Stayed 4 nights in Sep 2021

6/10 Okay

tim l.

120 mockingbird
Overall the house was pretty good. Location on the lake was nice.
Stayed 4 nights in Aug 2021

6/10 Okay

John and Annette W., NJ

Disliked: Cleanliness
TLC
House is in a great location on the lake. Low boat traffic and quiet with a lot of wildlife walking around. Had a great time. The house was not in the best shape when we arrived. Refrigerator filthy. Screens broken on upper and lower screen doors, many dead light bulbs, rotted boards on porch and floating dock. Porch umbrella broken. Dock fitting holding floating dock to dock house closest to house has 1 out of 6 bolts installed. Picture as advertised does not reflect actual view at present time. House would be great with alittle TLC.
Stayed 7 nights in Jul 2021

6/10 Okay

Lisa F.

Good location but some issues.
The pros of this house are that it’s in a good location in a quiet cove without a lot of boat traffic and the downstairs living area provides extra space for everyone to spread out. The cons are that the downstairs was full of bugs. We should have known it was going to be a problem when we saw 3 cans of bug spray on the counter when we first walked in. There are also several places where there are rotted boards on the deck and on the dock. The handrail going down to the dock is loose in places and the railing on the steps to the floater is so wobbly one of our family members almost fell. The floater is also attached to the dock on one side only with rope while the other side has a metal bolt. It all seemed unsafe. We had a problem with the washing machine which was fixed pretty quickly but the guy that came to fix it said they they are called to that house to fix problems way more often than they should be. The house is in need of some basic upkeep. .
Stayed 7 nights in Jul 2021

8/10 Good

Laurence C.

Liked: Cleanliness
Great location, great cove and water, house needs a bit of TLC
We had a 3-generation vacation and everyone had fun! The 50-ish steps down to the dock were manageable for the grandparents and the dock/cove was great for jumping, swimming, SUP, and fishing for the younger set. The water was clear, deep, clean and beautiful. The house was cleaned well between guests, but seems to be neglected in terms of regular maintenance. The handrail down to the dock is falling off, some siding was coming off, there were 3 wasp nests on the property, the dock needed to be power-washed after the last SML flood, and the house should be treated for bugs. We would definitely rent this house again because of the location and would love to see a table on the dock! Thanks for a great week!

10/10 Excellent

Ryan C.

Liked: Cleanliness
Great time
We had a blast at this place! The weather was not the best but we still made the most of it! Great location on the lake with clean water!
Stayed 3 nights in Jun 2021

10/10 Excellent

Bryan F., Altavista

Liked: Cleanliness
Very nice location and clean house
Midway on the lake not far from state park Virginia Dare or all the restaurants at Moneta. House was nice and clean easy check in and check out. Water is nice and deep at the dock which was very nice also. Would definitely stay again. Driveway is very narrow and difficult to back a large tandem axle boat trailer down just because it’s in a very sharp curve and tight space but that was only issue I had.

8/10 Good

sarah s.

Liked: Cleanliness
great lakeview
the house could use some updates on screen doors
Stayed 4 nights in Mar 2021

10/10 Excellent

Elisabeth M.

Liked: Cleanliness
Perfect lake vacation spot
Very nice home, well laid out to enjoy lake views, with the pool table for rainy days or at night. Close to the state park and restaurants. Clean beds and convenient kitchen. Large deck was great to use our telescope at night. Our twins loved their bedroom downstairs. Nice selection of DVDs for all types of taste.
Stayed 3 nights in Mar 2021

8/10 Good

Tabitha S.

Liked: Cleanliness
Great place, could use some small upgrades but overall great for the weekend.
I wish I be would have read better before booking to realize I needed to bring sheets and toilet paper and all that - which I did read before we left but when your traveling who wants to bring all that stuff - but again i should have paid more attention. The place was clean, neighborhood was nice enough and there was a cool bar near by. The rental office was nice, accommodating and helpful. I would put a sign for the rental because at night the driveway is hard to find and maybe get some new shades - but other than that it was great.
Stayed 2 nights in Jan 2021

8/10 Good

Kathy M.

Liked: Cleanliness
Nice home and location
This house had everything we needed for a relaxing weekend at the lake. We would rent here again.
Stayed 2 nights in Oct 2020

10/10 Excellent

Melissa K.

Liked: Cleanliness
Great family spot
Nice house to accommodate a family and easily accessible to local attractions. Quiet and peaceful during our stay.
Stayed 2 nights in Oct 2020

8/10 Good

Verified traveller

Liked: Cleanliness
Good location on lake, with fair to good house
First time at this property. Good location on mostly quiet cove of SML. Neighbor houses are very close, but friendly and welcoming, just don't expect large lawn or open area. Pictures were several years ago, and landscape has almost overgrown areas, and house showing some wear and tear such as patio furniture worn, broken or unusable, screen door off, and ice maker not working. Inside is nice, beds were great and furniture as well. Pool table is very nice with what looked like new felt on bed/bumpers. Kitchen well equiped, and dishwasher was great. Street and driveway are very narrow making it difficult to navigate pulling boat trailer, but close by marina made lauching/retrival easy. floating dock area great for having boat tied up and swimming. Would consider again, held 6-8 adults fairly well.

8/10 Good

Norma B C.

Liked: Cleanliness
Fun getaway
first time at smith mt lake, was much fun. House was basic but sufficient. Lake was great for boating and swimming - warm and deep. Mgt reponsive to problems with fridge - fixed within a few hours. Would definitely stay again.
Stayed 7 nights in Jul 2020

6/10 Okay

ROn W.

Needs updating
Property was good but furniture and some beds need replacing. The property needs to be treated for pests.
Stayed 7 nights in Jun 2019

10/10 Excellent

Tim M.

Excellent Choice!
Great place for a family gathering!
Stayed 2 nights in May 2019

10/10 Excellent

Mary D.

Liked: Cleanliness
Graduation Weekend
Beautiful weekend after VT graduation. The location was convenient on a quiet cove but not far restaurant & marina. The lawn care team came on Saturday for a much-needed clean up. (We were there before prime season) The interior was as described and perfect for 7 adults. Would love to return for a week, during the summer.
Stayed 3 nights in May 2019

10/10 Excellent

Cedric T.

Excellent
Nice house and clean. Great location
Stayed 2 nights in Oct 2018