"This is a tough review to leave, because the hotel is a unique property. It has clean, modern, comfortable rooms, with fascinating, warming touches, such as the fake sunroof, heated towel rack, and multiple shower heads. The staff who I met were incredibly friendly and welcoming. It was the most Covid-aware hotel I have ever visited, with almost everything you touch wrapped in plastic. The breakfast buffet, which I ate outside in the morning sun, was extensive. BUT, the internet was ABISMAL. And...