Where do I begin?
We could not get into the lobby during daylight hours. So, I cannot say that the lobby looks like the one pictured in the listing. Actually, I had to take a triple-take when we arrived to the property, for it did not look like the listing. The property looked like the photos on the Expedia website were over 20 years old. The place has not so much had a fresh coat of paint since the beginning of this century.
The room had a fire alarm ripped from the ceiling, and no other safety equipment - no other fire alarm, no sprinkler system, etc.
The pool water was a deep shade of murky green.
But the smell.
Oh, the smell of the room was unforgiving and unforgivable. The mold in the air was so thick a knife would have cut it. Turning on the air conditioner did not make the smell any better.
The linens were not clean.
I repeat - THE LINENS WERE NOT CLEAN!
Not the towels, not the blankets.
The bed and its linens were coated in a sticky, gooey, greasy something.
Within two minutes, my lungs began to burn.
This building needs to be condemned.
My daughter and I stayed in this room long enough to book a stay at another hotel. I handed the attendant back his key, and we bolted.
PLEASE STOP DOING BUSINESS WITH THIS OWNER!!! I am literally calling the health department ...
... now.