"Simply tragic:
The kitchen smelled of gas from the cookstove (don't light a candle there!).
Traffic along the main road made it impossible to sleep at night (trucks, etc.).
The shower was more like a garden sprinkler way past its expiration date. Internet was non-existent.
The heat in the apartment was coming and going at random times, making it impossible to maintain a constant temperature.
The check-in link did not arrive on time.
The bed was not flat.
However, much cheaper than other...