I recently had the pleasure of staying at this VRBO gem, and let me tell you, it was nothing short of amazing! From the moment I stepped in, I was greeted by a level of cleanliness that even my inner Monica Geller would approve of – spotless from top to bottom, and I didn't even have to bring my own UV flashlight!
But what really made this experience shine brighter than anything was the impeccable communication with the best property manager this side of the Matrix, Craig. Craig was so responsive that I'm convinced he's secretly equipped with 5G antennas instead of vocal cords. Every question, request, and even my bizarre late-night craving for extra pillows were met with lightning-fast responses. Craig, you're the real MVP!
Now, let's talk about the beauty of the home. It was like something straight out of a fantasy, but with all the comforts of home. The design was so sleek that even my Roomba was jealous, and the view was so stunning that I'm pretty sure it's the reason VR goggles were invented. I almost felt guilty not inviting the neighborhood squirrels to enjoy it with me.
As for the best time, well, let's just say that I lost track of reality and time itself. I'm convinced that I aged backward during my stay – like a digital Benjamin Button. I wouldn't be surprised if Craig's next project is creating a time machine.
In conclusion, if you're looking for a VRBO this is it!